Fuck not being able to sleep..
why do people cry on the last day of school the right time to cry is the first day of school
Reblog if you're not homophobic
fabu-darlin: Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad.
blakeliversage: sticks and stones may break your bones but my dick would absolutely destroy you
stolenpandorica: It’s funny how if you get an A on a test your grade goes up like 2 percent but if you get a F your grade goes down like the titanic
the-lonely-scottish-guy: if i lay here if i just lay here there is no ‘if’ i’m gonna lay here
if radioactive by imagine dragons doesn’t make you wanna beat up zombies don’t look at me
thorinmyside: being sad while on tumblr is difficult because funny shit pops up on your dash and you laugh and you’re like “no do not interrupt my sadness with your funny gifs stop that”
don’t you hate it when people make a joke about you, about something that you are actually incredibly insecure about and they don’t realize it, but every laugh feels like a stab in your chest, because it hurts so much and brings up memories you’d rather forget. but you can’t say anything, because then people would know your weaknesses. they’d know how insecure you really are. so instead you just...
zackisontumblr: do you ever hiccup so hard it feels like satan himself is trying to bust out of you
“Same sex couples shouldn’t be able to adopt because their kids will get bullied for having two moms or two dads” hey instead of not allowing same sex couples to adopt maybe you should teach your little shitty kids not to bully
Apparently, jokingly spreading your legs when the dentist says “Open wide” is FROWNED UPON IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT. Lol